When we last left our travelers, Chadwick L. Swiss & Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy, better known as Chad & Ronnie.
Chad, & Ronnie got on a bus.... to Hell. When they got there, Ronnie thought it was Hell, Michigan. Then after being kicked out of Hell for making a dark under lord of that part of Hell, They annoyed him. Chad & Ronnie were sent to Ohio. *
WRITER'S NOTE: see story called "A brand spanking new story featuring everyone's favorite duo, Chad & Ronnie. "
Now on with the story...
Chad & Ronnie appeared along the side of a road in the middle of nowhere.
Ronnie looks around & sees a sign "Welcome to Ohio."
"Where's Ohio?" Chad said.
Chad plays Darth Vader's theme music as He & Ronnie walk down the road.
A strange sight, one follows a theme of red & yellow. He has a big red possible Afro with a yellow comb stuck in it. He is wearing a yellow trench coat; the pockets are filled with jellybeans. He is wearing a yellow shirt & red denim jeans. Also, he has yellow striped socks & red oversized shoes on. He wears glasses are too big for his head. He has a blue jellybean up one nostril & a purple jellybean up the other one. Asleep on his pocket is his hamster friend, Little Cat.
The other looks a slightly disheveled. He is wearing a flannel shirt; it not buttoned up or tucked in. From under the flannel shirt, one could see he is wearing a dark grey t-shirt with the words 'Inflatable Monkey' on it & the picture of a monkey-like balloon on it. He is also wearing a pair of denim jeans & blue Converse High Tops. His dark brown hair looks not to have combed in awhile. He has light sky blue eyes and he wears a well-used pair of horned rimmed glasses. He is carrying an Accordian.
They walk down the road like nothing is wrong or strange about the situation. As they walk they notice the scenery around they, not much not look at. The most interesting thing is the road signs. Places to go, rest stops, road exits, etc.
Chad & Ronnie found out they were on Route 65. Chad plays "Route 66" on his accorian.
After a couple hours of walking, Chad & Ronnie stop in a Truck Stop. Lilac Dragon is the name. Semi-trucks are parked outside & a couple motorcycles.
Chad & Ronnie walk in, a bell on the door jingles. A few truckers turn around to see who walked in. Chad & Ronnie sit down at the Counter. Chad puts down his accordian
" So, what can I get for you, boys?" The Waitress asked from behind the counter. She looked like your typical waitress. Her name, according to her nametag, is Sara.
" I'll have a piece of apple pie & my friend here will have a BLT." Ronnie said, then he winked at Sara. Chad just smiled
" Ok, It'll be right up." Sara said, and then walked back into the kitchen.
"Hey, Ian. Order up, Pie & BLT. Now, get off your lazy butt & make it." She screamed.
Chad & Ronnie sat there feeling, for the first time ever, out of place.
Tough, burly men sat around them. Some look to not have bathed in awhile. Chad just sat there reading the place mat; it had places to see along Route 65. Ronnie looked around the truck stop.
"So, where are you two from?" Said the trucker to Chad's left.
" Oh, we are from Parodipolis." Ronnie said as bit startled.
" Parodipolis. That's on the east coast, right. Mighty far away from home aren't you?"
" Yeah & we got here by way of Hell."
" What?"
" Yeah, we got on a bus that took us to Hell, Michigan. We pissed off the assistant to the Mayor/head of the welcoming committee. Then, we showed up here in Ohio."*
WRITER'S NOTE: see story "A brand spanking new story featuring everyone's favorite duo, Chad & Ronnie. "
" Sure, what ever you say. Isn't Parodipolis over run with those super powered people?"
"Yeah, we got a lot of them."
A trucker, on Ronnie's right, listening in said, " Do you guys know Dancer, she's hot?"
"Lisa is hotter then her." Said the first trucker.
"Ziles is hotter than both of them." said a third trucker.
"Jackie Rabbit is the hottest." said fourth trucker.
" Troia215 is the hottest." said another trucker.
" No, she isn't."
"Yes, she is." the trucker said, there throw a punch at another trucker.
That started a bar fight. Everyone punching each other, throwing anything that wasn't bolted down at each other. Chad & Ronnie just sat there in the middle of it all, doing little to nothing. Chad studied the place mat. Ronnie hummed. Little Cat slept in Ronnie's pocket amid the jellybeans.
Sara comes out of the back with a shotgun.
" Stop your fighting!" she says as she fires off a shot in the ceiling.
They stop & go back what they were doing before. Sara puts down the gun & brings out two plates.
" Here you go, boys."
Chad & Ronnie eats their food & pays for it.
" Where are you heading now?" said the first trucker, now with a black eye.
Ronnie thinks for a while then says, "Left."
Chad picks up his accordian& the place mat. The duo leaves the truck stop.
They head in the direction left is.
They see a sign "Next signs of Life: 300 Miles"
"Rock on!" Ronnie yells at the top of his lungs. The Jellybeans up his nose pop out. Ronnie replaces them. Chad just follows along behind.
They walk off into the distance.
Two hours later at the Lilac Dragon truck stop, a grey limo pulls up. Six men in grey suits get out. They look almost the same. Grey suits, grey leather shoes & grey sunglasses. They all have crew cuts. The hair color of the group is either dark brown or Light black.
They walk single file into the truck stop, the bell on the door jingles. One of the men in grey walks over to the counter, just about where Chad & Ronnie were.
" Excuse me, Miss. But have you seen these men?" The man said in a cold, creepy, lifeless tone. He held out a picture that looks to be taking using a Surveillance camera. It shows Chad & Ronnie with big stupid grins on their faces, waving at the Camera. Little Cat is on Ronnie's shoulder.
" They were in here about two hours ago. Why?" Sara responds
" We are looking for them. Do you know where they went?"
"Yeah, they said they were going left, what ever that meant." The Trucker that was sitting next to Chad said.
" Thank you, you are all a credit to your country." The man said the people in the truck stop.
"Men, you know what to do." The man said as he left the truck stop. There was a flash of Light in the truck stop & then the men flied, single file, out of the truck stop.
" Where to next, sir?" one of the men in grey said to the main man in grey.
" Like the trucker said, left."
The man in grey walked left & stopped. He picked up two dirt-covered jellybeans.
" They did go this way." The man said as he put the jellybeans into a small plastic bag.
The men in grey get back into the limo & drive off in the direction of Chad & Ronnie.
The End for now.
Who are the Men in Grey & what do they want with Chad & Ronnie?
What will Chad & Ronnie find on their Trip?
Who will they meet?
You will just have to read the next story featuring Chad & Ronnie.
